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Some Thoughts on “Doctor Who: The Pyramid at the End of the World” *Contains Spoilers*

I’m back at (more or less) my usual time! And, boy, was there a lot of stuff that happened in this week’s episode. And that cliffhanger! Ugh! A week feels like a long time to wait for a resolution.

We see the Doctor return in his role of President of the World when the UN comes to him (well, comes to Bill, actually, in the hopes she can persuade him) for help in dealing with the 5,000-year-old pyramid that appeared in the middle of a war zone overnight. It turns out that the Monks from last week’s episode have determined it was time to make their move in the invasion of the Earth, but they’re not invading in the usual way. They will not take over by force; they will assume control of the Earth only if they are asked. And the motivation must come from love, not from fear or strategy or anything else. This naturally doesn’t sit well with the Doctor, but hardly anyone listens to him–not even Bill, who is the one who ultimately makes the deal for the Monks to take over the Earth. They can have the world so long as they restore the Doctor’s sight.

I’ll be honest; I was a little disappointed in Bill for making the deal. Time and again she refuses to listen to the Doctor, and now the entire planet will pay for it. It’s sad to see just how little she trusts him, especially after everything they’ve already been through. Her stubbornness may well prove to be a point of contention between her and the Doctor in future episodes. Then again, she is more of a student-figure than we’ve seen in previous seasons, so a lot of this, too, plays into her learning curve. She must learn when to listen to the Doctor and when to make her own choices. Undoubtedly Bill will turn out stronger and wiser for this moment, but that doesn’t necessarily make it less disappointing at first.

Is it too early to put in a request for a new companion for the Thirteenth Doctor? Because I liked Erica, and I hope she gets to travel in the TARDIS either with this Doctor or the next one. She was cheerful and clever–even the Doctor thought so, and when the Doctor says someone is clever, there’s a good chance that’s true.

Just when I think I’ve accepted the fact that Capaldi is leaving, he goes and plays his guitar and does insightful monologues, and I get sad about his departure all over again. I’m going to miss our Doctor Disco. Maybe they’ll bring him back for the 60th anniversary special or something.

Next week, we see how Bill’s deal with the Monks has altered the rest of the world in “The Lie of the Land”. Missy’s back! We learn whether or not Nardole survived! And it looks as though we’ll get an answer for that regeneration scene shown in the trailers!


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Reviewing Lovecraft

Today is Towel Day/Geek Pride Day, so what better day to pen my thoughts on H. P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories? I’ve heard a lot about Lovecraft over the years–his work is regarded as classic science fictionbut it wasn’t until recently that I actually got a chance to read him.

After reading him, I can’t help but think he’d be more accurately classified as horror instead of science fiction. Those were some weird stories, y’all. I enjoyed them, but still…that was some of the weirdest writing I’ve ever read. The best way I can describe it is as nightmares made flesh, as if he tapped into the things that terrify us the most and put them in front of us so that we were forced to confront them. I actually felt sorry for the characters; they were full of hopelessness and despair and terror. They were trapped in a world beyond all comprehension and had no chance of escape.

That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy the stories. On the contrary, I can see why he’s so popular (and why Cthulhu is popular, too). And I truly believe Lovecraft had a major impact on the science fiction genre. But, man, stories like “Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family”, “The Rats in the Walls”, and “Nyarlathotep” were some of the weirdest things I’ve ever read.

Is this review coming off as equivocating? I don’t mean it to be. Lovecraft is great; just expect some weirdness if you read him, that’s all.

I think I’ve just succeeded in confusing myself. So here, just enjoy “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”.

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Some Thoughts on “Doctor Who: Extremis” *Contains Spoilers*

First of all, I apologize for the lateness of this review. I usually watch Doctor Who on a site that streams TV shows from all over the world, but today the BBC feed decided to die smack in the middle of the episode, so I had to rewatch it on BBC America. Never come between me and my Doctor Who. Never. Grr…

As shown in the last week’s trailer, the Pope seeks the Doctor’s aid with the Veritas, a short document that drives everyone who reads it to kill themselves. The Vatican officials hope that the Doctor will be immune from this effect and be able to tell them exactly what it contains–it’s a document that’s older than the Church itself, and it clearly contains something important, but it’s hard to know what exactly that something is because everyone keeps dying! Needless to say, it’s not a truth that anyone is expecting.

We also get a subplot this week to showcase who is in the vault and why the Doctor is guarding it. Surprise, surprise–it’s Missy! Her criminal past has finally caught up with her, and she is held prisoner on Carnathon waiting for execution. According to the customs of that planet, she must die at the hands of another member of her species, and, of course, the only other Time Lord they can locate is the Doctor. Missy pleads for her life, begging the Doctor to teach her how to be good…and always willing to believe that his oldest friend can be redeemed, the Doctor chooses not to kill her, but he does vow to guard her in a quantum fold chamber for a thousand years. So there you have it, folks, the story of who is in the vault and why the Doctor is guarding it.

I have to admit, Moffat knows how to write a good twist when he sets his mind to it, and the Matrix vibes we got in this episode were pretty awesome. It truly was mind-bending, and you couldn’t help but feel sorry for the characters as they realized they weren’t real. Bill’s reaction was especially memorable, insisting to the last that she was real.

Nardole proved that he has really grown as a character, and we learned in part that it’s because River told him to keep the Doctor on the straight and narrow. Honestly, I think he’s had some of the best character development we’ve seen in nuWho (along with Mickey and Rory). It’s a shame that so many people seem to hate him; I rather like having him along, and it’s nice to see the Doctor have another male companion again. It changes the dynamic, yes, but sometimes it’s a welcome change.

As a Catholic, I feel it is my duty to point out the following two items:

  1. There was no secret female pope.
  2. There is no such thing as the Haereticum. We also don’t have the secret monster fighting laboratory that’s shown in Van Helsing, either, which does make me a little sad because I think that would be awesome. But, again, no Haereticum. Also, Van Helsing was a strange movie (but when you’ve got Wolverine and Faramir hunting vampires, can you really be surprised?).

This has been your Catholic Public Service Announcement.

The Doctor did make an interesting statement when he temporarily restored his vision, saying he was borrowing from the future and stating one of his future regenerations might be blind as a result. It will be interesting to see if they follow up with this in a future episode, but I imagine it will be several years before they do–if they even remember, that is.

Next week, the aliens running the simulations in “Extremis” move their plans into the real world in “The Pyramid at the End of the World”. The Doctor asks Missy for help! It looks as if UNIT is returning! The Doctor finally tells Bill he is blind! Lots of stuff is gearing up to happen!

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Some Thoughts on “Doctor Who: Oxygen” *Contains Spoilers*

We have a massive, massive mauve alert after this week’s episode, but I suppose I should go over the details of what happened in this week’s episode first. The Doctor may like to do things in timey-wimey order, but I think my reviews make more sense if I go linearly.

We start off we a lovely little tribute to Star Trek (“Space…the final frontier. It’s final because it’s trying to kill you.”) that probably would have made Kirk and Co. think twice about boldly going where no man has gone before, especially after the Doctor starts lecturing his class on how space kills us when he was supposed to be talking about crop rotation (as an aside, I would love to be in the Doctor’s class). In spite of these uplifting insights of his, he still manages to talk Bill into exploring deep space with him; Nardole tags along mostly out of protest, still upset that the Doctor wants to leave Earth and leave the vault unguarded. But when they arrive at a station with spacesuits that control the oxygen, their “camping trip” becomes more dangerous than ever–so dangerous, in fact, that there are actual consequences that will have lasting ramifications in future episodes. No last-minute saves here, nope. We’ve got actual consequences, people. Actual. Consequences.

What’s the consequence? The Doctor is blind. When Bill’s spacesuit malfuctioned and forced her to remove her helmet, the Doctor gave his helmet to her. But he was exposed to the vacuum of space for too long; although he didn’t suffocate (thanks, no doubt, to his respiratory bypass system), he went blind. I was half-expecting a secret-inner-eyelid save a la¬†Star Trek‘s “Operation: Annihilate!” and was pretty certain that’s what we were going to get when the Doctor said he could fix his eyes in the TARDIS, but then the end came–and he’s still blind! The procedure didn’t work! He’s currently disguising it with the sonic sunglasses! And whoever is in the vault will get very cross if the Doctor’s blindness is revealed because it means the Doctor broke his promise to remain on Earth!

What’s interesting to see is the increase of Nardole’s role as the Doctor’s conscience. In many ways, the companions are supposed to be his conscience, but Nardole really seems determined to hold him accountable. Whatever happened, it certainly made an impact on Nardole. I really don’t know why everyone is hating on Nardole so much; I think his character as grown a lot since “The Husbands of River Song”, and rarely do we see a companion stand up to the Doctor as relentlessly as he does.

Next week, the stakes are higher as the Doctor struggles to conceal his blindness, and we head off the the Vatican in “Extremis”! Have to admit, the Catholic part of me is stoked to be visiting the Eternal City in Doctor Who–two of my favorite things in one (hopefully) glorious episode. Oh, and Missy’s back next week. Sorry, got too fixated on Rome.

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Some Thoughts on “Doctor Who: Knock Knock” *Contains Spoilers*

Before I get into the review for this week’s episode, I want to go ahead and mention the Doctor Who chat bot that’s available on Skype. It’s an interactive adventure where you and Twelve work together to reassemble the pieces of the Key to Time (although there’s no explanation for how it got disassembled after Four and Romana put it together). You basically get to be the Doctor’s companion. It’s only AI, but it’s the closest most of us will ever get to being a real companion, and for awhile we get to pretend that the Doctor really did tell us we were brilliant (not going to lie, that felt good).

Anyway, this week’s episode saw Bill and her friends renting a house from an extremely sketchy landlord, and it turns out the walls eat people (considering this is the same house where Sally and Larry encountered the Weeping Angels in “Blink”, I’m not too surprised at the weird things that are happening). And then the Doctor discovers the alien lice that live in the wood of the house, but that’s nothing compared to the secret the Landlord has been keeping for nearly seventy years.

I admit, I got a chuckle out of Bill introducing the Doctor as her grandfather–and the Doctor’s indignation at being considered so old. He had the same complaint in “The Caretaker”, insisting that he and Clara looked the same age. There was a meme that remarked how Twelve must keep forgetting that he doesn’t look like Eleven anymore, and I’m starting to think that’s true.

I’ve always loved David Suchet as Hercule Poirot, and watching him here, I was forced to ask myself, “Why has this man never been the Doctor?” Seriously, he’d be great at it. It’ll probably never happen, but it’s fun to speculate. And I really loved the twist about how he was the son all along, and Eliza was his mother. But how did Eliza forget? I don’t think they really explained that part. Of course, with it being seventy-some years, her memory may have slipped up.

Last week I said I didn’t think the Master was in the vault, but it was probably the Valeyard. This week I take it back; I’m starting to suspect it’s the Master in there. It’s difficult for me to imagine the Doctor being so casual and comfortable around anyone else that dangerous–plus, they implied that the prisoner was interested in the deaths the Doctor encountered during the episode (even though they didn’t really die). That totally strikes me as something the Master would want to hear about.

Next week, the Doctor, Bill, and Nardole face off against deadly spacesuits in “Oxygen”!

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May the Force be with You in Middle-Earth

It’s Star Wars Day, and I figured I’d do something a little different by going into the similarities between Star Wars and The Lord of the Rings. It’s kind of a running joke in my family that Star Wars is really just The Lord of the Rings in space, and here I shall prove it to the world. Some of these may seem fairly obvious; others may be completely bonkers, but all should be entertaining.

Luke Skywalker = Frodo Baggins

Frodo and Luke


Ordinary guy (but with famous relatives) living a pretty ordinary life suddenly finds himself in the middle of a plot that could destroy the world.

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader = Bilbo Baggins

Darth Vader and Bilbo

First in the family to have epic adventures, is temporarily under the influence of the Dark Lord but fights off the influence and becomes one with the Force/sails to the Grey Havens.

Obi-Wan Kenobi = Gandalf

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf

The man responsible for seeing both generations off on their respective adventures–also dies and comes back in a more powerful form.

Emperor Palpatine = Sauron

Emperor Palpatine and Sauron

Do I really need to explain this one?

Han Solo = Aragorn

Han Solo and Aragorn

Ruffian who turns out to be a hero.

Princess Leia = Arwen

Princess Leia and Arwen

A princess who always has a plan and is not afraid to make sacrifices for the people closest to her no matter what the personal cost.

C-3PO and R2-D2 = Legolas and Gimli

C-3PO and R2-D2 and Legolas and Gimli

Best friends who are always bickering.

Lando Calrissian = Eomer

Lando Calrissian and Eomer

The friend who shows up in Part II and is crucial to helping win the battle in Part III.

Count Dooku = Saruman

Count Dooku and Saruman

Former good guy who turned traitor. Bonus points for both parts being played by Christopher Lee.

Yoda = Gollum

Yoda and Gollum

Odd-looking creature with a weird speech pattern who shows our hero the way to complete his quest.

I know, I know, I couldn’t find parallels for all of the LotR characters (which makes me sad because I would love to know who Eowyn and Sam are analogous to), but I think these are pretty accurate, nonetheless–and funny, too, which was the whole point behind this post.

Happy Star Wars Day!



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